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Smart Arse soap

Regular price £6.95

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For all the smart arses out there, this is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll make that arse lovely and smart. Can't guarantee it'll improve any IQ's however.

We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK so the names are wickedly hilarious, the bars themselves are seriously good).

A fun gift but also a seriously lovely vegan product. Smells fabulous. Winner of the UK 2021 Gift of the Year awards Judges' Choice and Novelty Category.

Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Mentha piperita (peppermint) oil contains limonene, Papaver somniferum (poppy) seed