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Grow A Girlfriend

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Grow your own Girlfriend

Give the singletons in your life some help with this grow your own girlfriend gift!

The girlfriend will grow up to 6 times her original size in water. Plus she doesn’t care how much money you make, how long you spend watching football, or whether you remember anniversaries. Never mind all the disappointments of the past! This lady will never let her partner down.

A hilarious gift for your single friends who are fed up with the perils of Tinder!

Product Details:

Grows up to 600% of original size in water.